Well, I have never been a small person. And now I have the extra weight of 2 pregnancies on me. Nice. I don't want to over procrastinate and get pregnant again before I'm in shape. The time is now.
Those of you who have ever been on a diet know that the diet always starts on Monday. Well, ironically enough, that has never worked for me...
- I'm starting on a Saturday (I mean, who starts a diet on Saturday?!)
- I'm starting on a Holiday (Who diets on holidays?!)
- I'm starting on a holiday that revolves around romantic dinners and boxes of chocolates (Wow!)
Here's my line of thought. If I can make it through today, Valentine's Day, I can make it through any day! I think the only day it might be more challenging to stay on a diet would be my birthday!
Battling the Loch Ness Laundry and how it translates to my battle with the Munchie Monster...
I have never ever been on top of our laundry. Historically, all the laundry is dirty accept for what's in the dryer, and what's piled on top of the dryer. Seriously.
I thought I might never get on top of my laundry. I put in load after load, not able to notice the first dent. The only thing that kept me going was my promise to post laundry success at the end of the month. But I wasn't as successful as I had hoped. I had to give up on getting the clothes put away... that's why February turned into closet month.
So, here's what it boils down to. Some people have more natural instincts for organization. The rest of us have to fight all of our natural born instincts in an uphill battle at all times to get organized. However, it is possible!
Being thin isn't just for the genetically lucky or the metabolistically blessed... it's for anyone who wants it bad enough! Some of us may have to work harder than others, but it is within our reach! My secret identity has never wanted it badly enough. Luckily, The Masked Mommy is here to make the Munchie Monster fall flat on his fat butt!
Weight loss is step 2 of my New Year's Resolution journey (step one was making our house "company ready") Organization will continue. Thank goodness for my superpowers, but mostly for you, my sidekicks!
So I hereby declare war on the Munchie Monster! If he doesn't surrender, than may he rest in peace!!!
Good thing I ate my Valentine's Day cinnamon rolls yesterday. But you go ahead and enjoy yours... your diet can start on Monday!